Everyone knows Ethan at Brat Boy Scool but did everyone already know that he is on the cover of the latest Instinct Magazine? Hello??? How did I miss this? I read his site regularly. Hell, I was reading a post this morning. Anyhoo, if you haven't see his site he offers current events, political discussions, healthy recipes and he's a sweet guy & cute as a button.
If I had a brain I'd be dangerous.
Kudos, Ethan!
12.30.2005
Brokeback Mountain - The Republican version you didn't read about. Yet.
The GOP version: Brokeback AmericaDirected: by Tom Delay
Genre: Out of touch with reality / Greed, Scandal
Writing credits: Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly
Production: Fox News
Tagline: Some men just like the thrill of the ride and others just playing a bitch
Cast overview, first billed only:
George W. Bush .... Ennis Del Mar
Dick Cheney .... Jack Twist
Tom Delay .... Joe Aguirre
Laura Bush .... Lureen Newsome
Condoleeza Rice .... Alma Del Mar
Plot Outline: Parodically based on the E. Annie Proulx story about a forbidden and not so secretive relationship between two renegade cowboys and their twisted lives over the years.
Outstanding Scene: Set against the prop of an ACLU logo and a United Nations logo crudely spray painted on the back of a barn in Crawford, Texas Ennis and Jack are taking turns criss-crossing their urine on the respective logos.
Ennis: Whooooo weeee all that beer is done making me have to piss like a racehorse.
Jack: Well, it looks like that's not all it's done. Your scrotum has shrunk to the size of a 6 year old boy.
Ennis: You looking at my power pecker, Jack? (smiles and shakes his willy at Jack)
Jack: Fuck off, Ennis.
Ennis: Hey now there ain't no need to get all pissy with me. (laughs) Hey? Pissy! I said pissy while we're pissing. That's funny.
Jack: You are an idiot, Ennis. (Jack winks and directs his willy at Ennis and sprays his pants leg with a stream of urine)
Ennis: Awww hell why'd you have to go and do that for? Now Alma is gonna think I pissed myself again.
Jack: But you liked it didn't ya bitch?
Ennis: I ain't nobody's bitch. (laughs) OK. Maybe your bitch but that's our secret, right?
Jack: Don't get all pussy on me. (winks) Hey? You wanna go back to the pop-tent and play Big Daddy gives the baby a spanking some more?
Ennis: Can I be the daddy this time and you sit on my lap and tell you what to do?
Jack: Now you know that's not going to happen.
Ennis: OK then. But this time you ain't using that book. That thing hurts.
Jack: Big Baby. The Constitution isn't that thick.
Ennis: (looking over at Jack's willy) And neither is something else I spy.
Jack: (laughs) Oh, Ennis I wish it could always be like this forever and ever and ever.
Ennis: We have 3 1/2 more years of this so let's just make the best of it. Race you back to the tent?
Jack: You betcha cowboy. You betcha. Last one there eats the cracker!
The sun sets as the two make believe cowboys frolic across the back yard of the ranch to the tent with their pants still down around their ankles.
MPAA: Rated R for sexuality, rape of civil rights, ignorance, pilferage of a record National Surplus, sabotage of the US Constitution, language and violence.
Runtime: 4 1/2 very long years
Country: As USA as American Fries, Homeland Security, and illegal wire tapping.
Language: English no matter how poorly it's used in press Conferences and public addresses.
Color: Primarily White Anglo Saxon Protestant
12.29.2005
Christmas came & went....but I didn't
Hard to believe that another Christmas (or whatever you choose to call the season) is over. For me it was a lovely time spent with friends at parties & dinners and & an early family celebration as T & I stayed home while my mom, sister and brother-in-law went to Atlanta. On Christmas eve I out did myself in the kitchen with the perfect Chicken Wellington. I believe I've cooked more in the last month than in the 11 months preceding. T got a home cooked meal and I have tons of ammunition for eating out in the near future.
Aside from a nasty cold for a couple of days and an ugly back injury repeating itself for a few days it was a great time.
T continues to amaze me with his gay-gene development (albeit latent) in home decorating abilities. I was surprised Christmas morning with a huge round wall clock which I loved. He was afraid I wouldn't like it but it's perfect. Just perfect. Hanging it lead to re-arranging furniture, changing drapes in the living & dining rooms, and moving around some art & rugs. All this for a simple clock! He was a good sport and helped me take down all the Christmas decorations and putting the house back together. This is the first time that I've rearranged furniture in the living area of the new house so it was a lot of fun for me. For T it was a labor of love I suppose. He also got me some cooking appliances & gadets that I am in love with as well. Awesome loot this year.
So with my back out there were no bedroom acrobatics. This I plan to make up for this very soon. Very soon indeed.
New Years Eve has always found the annual party at our house. Much to the dismay of our friends it ain't gonna happen this year. We've thrown two huge (expensive) soirees this year for our respective 40th birthdays and weren't up to another one just yet. Let someone else host the party! Actually, we'll probably take dinner out and then back home with a movie or two and in bed early.
With the New Year around the corner I've been thinking of a few personal resolutions for 2006. The problem with this is that I don't do "authority" even if it's self imposed and "resolution" sounds to me like an order. Example: I'd last about 1 minute in the military with someone barking instructions or orders at me before cussing someone out and being shot for my impertinence. The same goes for any job I've ever held. No one "tells" me what to do. If I know ahead of time what's required of me then I do it and do it well but put it in writing and come see me when it's done. I'm always open to suggestion and I work (play) well with others but the whole superiorirty thing don't fly with me. My philosophy is that no matter how rich, powerful, educated, etc... someone is they are still going to have to take a shit in the mornings and they will eventually die just like everyone else. Any job interview I've ever had I've shared the above philosophy pretty much verbatim so there's never any surprises down the road with me.
Anyhoo back to the resolution issue: I don't make them. Why would I give myself a list of commands when I won't follow someone else's? So this year I am going to make up a new program all together and suggest that all the other strong-willed people out there do the same.
Pookies Gentle Suggestions For Self Improvement In 2006
1) I'd really like to quit smoking. It's bad for me and quite frankly I'm tired of it.
2) I feel that I'd be a happier person by losing 20 pounds. I'm happy with myself in my current skin but there is always room for slight improvement.
3) By organizing my life..Paperwork..Household...I'll have more time to spend on myself. Maybe I'll look into making some changes.
4) Once upon a time I enjoyed going to the gym on a regular basis. I get fast results when I do go and perhaps in 2006 I'll make this a regular part of my life. (Note: I did not say routine as it sounds too bossy)
5) In 2006 I could see myself putting more into investments for the future.
6) Also in 2006, If I squint while looking into my crystal ball, I can almost see myself either going back to school part-time or taking online classes to finally (eventually) get a Masters.
7) If I were a bit wiser I'd compose a list of films, music, & books that I'd like to entertain myself. Maybe I'll check into this as well.
8) Over the years I've much more understanding and patient. I hope this continue into 2006.
9) Something I enjoy doing but don't do as much as I'd like it to hand write letters to friends and family abroad. Without saying that I resolve to do more in 2006 I'll say that I can see myself stocking up on stationary and stamps --- just in case.
10) If I were a better blogger I'd update more frequently and regularly. Seeing as I'm not the kind of person who takes kindly to harsh suggestions or criticism I'll ignore that out-of-nowhere remark and pencil in a sweet reminder in my day planner to "update when I have time and the mood strikes".
There ya have it, my non-resolutions for 2006. I'd love to see your lists -- but only if you feel like doing it and can make the time.
Hugs, cheers and love in 2006 to all!
Aside from a nasty cold for a couple of days and an ugly back injury repeating itself for a few days it was a great time.
T continues to amaze me with his gay-gene development (albeit latent) in home decorating abilities. I was surprised Christmas morning with a huge round wall clock which I loved. He was afraid I wouldn't like it but it's perfect. Just perfect. Hanging it lead to re-arranging furniture, changing drapes in the living & dining rooms, and moving around some art & rugs. All this for a simple clock! He was a good sport and helped me take down all the Christmas decorations and putting the house back together. This is the first time that I've rearranged furniture in the living area of the new house so it was a lot of fun for me. For T it was a labor of love I suppose. He also got me some cooking appliances & gadets that I am in love with as well. Awesome loot this year.
So with my back out there were no bedroom acrobatics. This I plan to make up for this very soon. Very soon indeed.
New Years Eve has always found the annual party at our house. Much to the dismay of our friends it ain't gonna happen this year. We've thrown two huge (expensive) soirees this year for our respective 40th birthdays and weren't up to another one just yet. Let someone else host the party! Actually, we'll probably take dinner out and then back home with a movie or two and in bed early.
With the New Year around the corner I've been thinking of a few personal resolutions for 2006. The problem with this is that I don't do "authority" even if it's self imposed and "resolution" sounds to me like an order. Example: I'd last about 1 minute in the military with someone barking instructions or orders at me before cussing someone out and being shot for my impertinence. The same goes for any job I've ever held. No one "tells" me what to do. If I know ahead of time what's required of me then I do it and do it well but put it in writing and come see me when it's done. I'm always open to suggestion and I work (play) well with others but the whole superiorirty thing don't fly with me. My philosophy is that no matter how rich, powerful, educated, etc... someone is they are still going to have to take a shit in the mornings and they will eventually die just like everyone else. Any job interview I've ever had I've shared the above philosophy pretty much verbatim so there's never any surprises down the road with me.
Anyhoo back to the resolution issue: I don't make them. Why would I give myself a list of commands when I won't follow someone else's? So this year I am going to make up a new program all together and suggest that all the other strong-willed people out there do the same.
Pookies Gentle Suggestions For Self Improvement In 2006
1) I'd really like to quit smoking. It's bad for me and quite frankly I'm tired of it.
2) I feel that I'd be a happier person by losing 20 pounds. I'm happy with myself in my current skin but there is always room for slight improvement.
3) By organizing my life..Paperwork..Household...I'll have more time to spend on myself. Maybe I'll look into making some changes.
4) Once upon a time I enjoyed going to the gym on a regular basis. I get fast results when I do go and perhaps in 2006 I'll make this a regular part of my life. (Note: I did not say routine as it sounds too bossy)
5) In 2006 I could see myself putting more into investments for the future.
6) Also in 2006, If I squint while looking into my crystal ball, I can almost see myself either going back to school part-time or taking online classes to finally (eventually) get a Masters.
7) If I were a bit wiser I'd compose a list of films, music, & books that I'd like to entertain myself. Maybe I'll check into this as well.
8) Over the years I've much more understanding and patient. I hope this continue into 2006.
9) Something I enjoy doing but don't do as much as I'd like it to hand write letters to friends and family abroad. Without saying that I resolve to do more in 2006 I'll say that I can see myself stocking up on stationary and stamps --- just in case.
10) If I were a better blogger I'd update more frequently and regularly. Seeing as I'm not the kind of person who takes kindly to harsh suggestions or criticism I'll ignore that out-of-nowhere remark and pencil in a sweet reminder in my day planner to "update when I have time and the mood strikes".
There ya have it, my non-resolutions for 2006. I'd love to see your lists -- but only if you feel like doing it and can make the time.
Hugs, cheers and love in 2006 to all!
12.28.2005
Wrong. So very, very wrong.
Now you have it folks, Bareback Mountain, the offical trailer. Truly Inherently Wrong.
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