Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4 Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least...
13. Thongs and Depends
personal 411
- Pookie65
- United States
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3 comments:
I think I'm gonna be sick!
I've got one to add. A pierced cock and fillings.
May i add some things?
C section scars and upskirts shots (cough cough, britney~)
Two teen age kids, but still wearing airbrushed "baby girl" t shirts
toupees and convertables
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