1.11.2007

Something to ponder

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4 Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least...

13. Thongs and Depends

4 comments:

cola boy said...

I think I'm gonna be sick!

Moby said...

I've got one to add. A pierced cock and fillings.

ella m. said...

May i add some things?

C section scars and upskirts shots (cough cough, britney~)

Two teen age kids, but still wearing airbrushed "baby girl" t shirts

toupees and convertables

Mr. Brian said...

LMAO. You had me [giggling] from hello....