Breaking News: Brad Pitt has the Flu

And I'm supposed to give a shit why? When I get the flu I take Nyquil and Pepto-Bismal. I can't recall the last time I checked myself into the neighborhood hospital so someone else could wipe my ass or blow my nose for me.

Celebrity drama.

1 comment:

Hikaru said...

Just wait until Katie Holmes is spotted going to the bathroom alone. Chaos!