9.29.2005

On the intellect of the President

Donald Rumsfeld finished his daily briefing of the president with a quick comment that 3 Brazilian soldiers had been killed in Iraq. The president first stared blankly, then appeared stunned. He turned pale, he buried his face in his hands.

Unaccustomed to such emotional displays, Rumsfeld, Rice, and the others began to shift uneasily. After almost a minute, GWB, his eyes brimming with the promise of tears, asked, "Remind me: How many is a brazillion?"

5 comments:

Mr. Brian said...

OMG

The Dangerous Man said...

Haha, Laughing my arse off.

I didn't know it was a joke until I read the punch line. Cant wait to tell that one to them all tomorrow

ella m. said...

I didn't catch the joke until the last line either ~evil laugh at president's expense~

The Great Cranky One said...

Venom sister!! Venom, I love it!!!! Stop by my place it has been updated.

-Tim

that matt guy said...

fucking hilarious!

never ceases to amaze me!