9.12.2005

Collecting Donations

Just got this in a email:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

8 comments:

dreadlock goddess said...

i love this

Scotty said...

OMG...you are brave! I hope the Secret Service doesn't come knocking at YOUR door!

Hikaru said...

Brill!

cola boy said...

Bwahahahaha!!!!

ella m. said...

Thanks...I REALLY needed the laugh as today was not at all fun :D

Ghone said...

LOL! Great gag!
Thanks for posting.
Ghone.

Tomas said...

lolololololololololololol

Danger Mouse said...

Love it!!! hahahahaha