Just got this in a email:
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon."
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5 comments:
OMG...you are brave! I hope the Secret Service doesn't come knocking at YOUR door!
Brill!
Bwahahahaha!!!!
Thanks...I REALLY needed the laugh as today was not at all fun :D
LOL! Great gag!
Thanks for posting.
Ghone.
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