7 things I plan to do before I die:
- Cruise the Mediterranean with my boyfriend
- Retire to some place cooler - Florida summers are a bitch
- Go back to college and get a Masters in Family, Youth and Community Sciences
- Complete a semi-fictional/semi-autobiography book and see it published
- Quit smoking before it's too late
- Buy and restore a weekend cottage
- Learn basic Spanish, Chinese, Italian
7 things I can do:
- Roll my tongue
- Make myself laugh
- Let go of a grudge when it's time
- Design a very nice home on a relatively small budget
- Make other people laugh
- Prepare a good ole southern meal without a recipe
- Read approximately 1400 words per minute with 85% comprehension
- Comprehend the basics of Algebra
- Watch an animal suffer
- Stand by and listen quietly to thoughtless religious/social/political remarks
- Be stopped in the middle or left lanes of heavy traffic without feeling panic
- Catch popcorn by tossing it in my mouth
- Eat anything straight from a can
- Imagine life without my boyfriend
- Dark eyes & dark hair
- Slight facial stubble
- Thick shoulders and arms
- A thin sheet over a naked body in the morning
- Chest & tummy hair
- That firm butt
- Full lips
7 things that I say most often:
- "Well, shit."
- "hmmm hmm"
- "I gotta see a man about a horse."
- "Peggy's calling."
- "Get your thumb out of your ass and drive already!"
- "Somebody opened a sack."
- "Oh. My. God."
- Matthew Mcconaughey
- Keanu Reeves
- Chris Klein
- Robert Gant
- Benjamin Bratt
- Christian Bale
- Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
7 people I want to do this:
Tag you're it.
5 comments:
1400 words/min! 85% comprehension! I'm very impressed. I wonder what happens to the other 15%
You could give Evelyn Wood a run for her money!
I did it, although my answers are not as good as yours :)
This is the third time I have been tagged for this same meme and will dutifully mention you all when I get around to it :-) Meanwhile, I am making a point of not reading anyone's because I know I will be influenced! So I look forward to reading it another time.
P & H: As a freshman in high school I was placed in advanced English. I've always loved reading & writing so it was a natural for me to move on to a reading lab for testing. Spelling and grammar on the other hand....
Brian: Guess it's a soouthern thing. The first time I heard it was when my cousin-by-marriage yelled it out the window to old man. I was about 6 at the time and couldn't wait to tell my mom what she said :-)
Jay: I would crawl naked up a busy interstae on my belly for the Rock.
Mad: Keep in mind this are just ambitions - lol Who knows if I'll ever achive these goals. For now I do good to order from the menu of PF Chang's without sounding a fool.
Ella & Doris: Ya'll are the bomb. These little meme thingies are pretty telling. Hope ya'll don't mind my hitting ya up for it.
Petunia who can turn the world on with her smile: Seeing a man about a horse can take on many meanings if ya get my drift. ;-)
And when someone opens a sack it is when a ton of cars come from no where on the road.
San: Algebra is the only subject I ever failed in my life. It was created by evil, cruel people to torture the artistic types in the world.
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