11.06.2005

Found on a message board...

(I wish I could take the credit for this bit o' sarcasm)

TWELVE REASONS WHY I LOVE PRES BUSH

1. Due to swift action, he immediately captured Osama bin Laden
2. He has united Americans
3. He has brought relief to millions at the gas pump
4. He converted Clinton’s deep deficits to a record surplus
5. He firmly believes in Church and State
6. He and his Vice President have never had an arrest record
7. He served our country proudly in the Air Force National Guard
8. He spared as many as 150,000 innocent Iraqi civilians by letting the weapons inspectors do their job
9. He has widened the middle class
10. He is not homophobic
11. He isn’t afraid to face the media, not resorting to cowardly acts like scripted press conferences
12. He is loyal to his friends, even if they are porcine, devious traitors


Abysmal Failure.

13 comments:

Tomas said...

don't even get me started....... lol

Micah said...

I am SO over her... How much longer does she have this job for? UGH!

cola boy said...

Thanks for the laugh, hon. :-)

Mr. Brian said...

no comment.

Hikaru said...

Yep. That covers them all.

The Dangerous Man said...

What a tosser!

Danger Mouse said...

hahaha brilliant, GW Bush is a wanker!!!

purpletwinkie said...

too funny. well, not so funny actually.

ella m. said...

Bush bashing never gets old. :D Still fun years later. :D

Sangroncito said...

How I despise that MFer...thanks for the laugh and the reality check.

Qivan said...

The thing is, there are still millions and millions of Americans who support him, so even if there is a new president in a few years, do really want to live in a country where so many people think your less than human?

ProfessorGQ said...

lol...you're funny man!

Ghone said...

I bet that chap has no shadow!