Found on a message board...

(I wish I could take the credit for this bit o' sarcasm)

TWELVE REASONS WHY I LOVE PRES BUSH

1. Due to swift action, he immediately captured Osama bin Laden
2. He has united Americans
3. He has brought relief to millions at the gas pump
4. He converted Clinton’s deep deficits to a record surplus
5. He firmly believes in Church and State
6. He and his Vice President have never had an arrest record
7. He served our country proudly in the Air Force National Guard
8. He spared as many as 150,000 innocent Iraqi civilians by letting the weapons inspectors do their job
9. He has widened the middle class
10. He is not homophobic
11. He isn’t afraid to face the media, not resorting to cowardly acts like scripted press conferences
12. He is loyal to his friends, even if they are porcine, devious traitors


Abysmal Failure.