11.15.2005

Symptoms of Bird Flu

Important, please read all of the following carefully:


Symptoms of Bird Flu

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of thefollowing, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield

13 comments:

cola boy said...

Bwahahahahaha! I almost spit soda out my nose reading that one!

Mr. Brian said...

And....unexplainable urges to peck or fly! :) Happy Tuesday!

doris said...

LOL :-)

I'm glad that was a joke as there is too much hysteria around the bird flu. Just enough hysteria for the drugs companies to make loadsa dosh from all the vaccines they will be wheeling out in due course!

The Dangerous Man said...

I fatigued last night, could I be infected with bird flu?

Oh wait, I've just been informed I was attending a chicken/twink/frat all night orgy and got my little bum fucked so hard I was up all night, no wonder I'm tired.

Sorry was that a bit silly? Oh well, I'm British.

Micah said...

LOL!

Spider said...

Except for #6, I feel like that all the time - and would probably do #6 if I could get my ass up on the hood of someone's car...

Hikaru said...

I feel #3-6 every time I see Bloomie on television.

(Welcome back, by the way. You were missed.)

Scott said...

stop making jokes at the homeless people in San Francisco! You know that they'd use toilet paper if the government had any left over...

purpletwinkie said...

HAHA FUNNY

avi said...

i just have #6. what does that mean?

Danger Mouse said...

If we had bird flu, we'd be flying about the place! ; )

Sangroncito said...

I think I have it!

Ghone said...

LOL!