Important, please read all of the following carefully:
Symptoms of Bird Flu
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of thefollowing, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield
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- Pookie65
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- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. ~Author Unknown
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9 comments:
Bwahahahahaha! I almost spit soda out my nose reading that one!
LOL :-)
I'm glad that was a joke as there is too much hysteria around the bird flu. Just enough hysteria for the drugs companies to make loadsa dosh from all the vaccines they will be wheeling out in due course!
LOL!
Except for #6, I feel like that all the time - and would probably do #6 if I could get my ass up on the hood of someone's car...
I feel #3-6 every time I see Bloomie on television.
(Welcome back, by the way. You were missed.)
stop making jokes at the homeless people in San Francisco! You know that they'd use toilet paper if the government had any left over...
HAHA FUNNY
i just have #6. what does that mean?
LOL!
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